Once again… Lots of inside jokes. This is for my squad and anyone else who enjoys reading about the ridiculous things we say sometimes.
"My ankles have fat rolls…" -Riely (referring to her swollen feet on the flight to Shanghai)
"Remember how to answer security questions. Especially in China."
"Yep, 'I'm here to tell everyone about Jesus Christ and to bring down the fire of the Holy Spirit, cast out demons, and heal all your people!'"
"And then we all go to jail…" -Nikki, Elliot, and Kaitlyn
"Can we get drunk on the Lord? So legal!" -Cherub
"Did you know that a dime perfectly fits in your bellybutton?" -Cherub
"Would you like some pizza with your ketchup?" -Riely
"Aw man, New Year's in Thailand would be so cool!"
"…. Kaitlyn? We are in Thailand for…"
"Oh! Right." -Kaitlyn and Nikki
"Hey, have you tried the chocolate-filled koala bears yet?" -Krista
"Does brokeness make you want chocolate?" -Abby
"So you only speak Thai?"
"No Thai."
"You don't speak Thai?"
"No Thai, from China."
"You're Chinese? And you don't speak Thai?"
"No." -Cherub and Taxi Driver
"What's your name?"
"Huh?"
"What's your name?
*points to license*
Mr. Menohg?"
"Oh no, that is not me."
"Oh…" -Cherub and Taxi Driver
"We're sitting on the 7th floor of a fancy restaurant in Bangkok, Thailand eating Thanksgiving dinner." -Ryan
"For lunch, cat taco with cockroach cream." -Ging
"I want to kill the Justin Biebers." -Ging
"She is woman, I am man. So she like me." -Ging (about the cat)
"I not ting tong. I am normal people." -Ging
"I'm going to go apply for college… and wash my clothes." -Elliot
"Black man version of Jayda." -Kristen
"I dedicated 2,000 hours of my life to the global community." -Kristen
"It's so… Asian." -Kristen
"I'm not going to say that… I'll just journal it." -Jayda
"So, what about the election?"
"The what?"
"The election?"
"….."
"The ELECTION?"
"Yes! What do you think about the election?" -Ging, Elliot, and Ryan
"Their king may be a great man but my King is greater!" -Kacey
"If we all have specific purposes, if we all have specific jobs, if we're all unique, then we cannot all be eyes!" -Kristen
"It's like we have a pet dog…" -Jayda (referring to Kristen's hair everywhere)
"I don't know what to do!"
"Well, there's Nikki and her magic hair fingers." -Jayda and Katie
"Some people have the gift of saying something that they have actually no idea what they're saying but it sounds prim and perfect and like it came from a book." -Rosina
"Do they use these candles here often?"
"Well, it might be quite difficult because the fans always blow them out."
"And I imagine it would also get quite hot if you used a lot of them."
"Also quite hot if you turn all the fans off."
"Yeah…" -Elliot and Rosina
"Are we going the right way?"
"I don't know. I let go of it." -Kristen and Elliot
"I'm naked and I don't care anymore!' -Jayda
"We're adapting to Asian culture…"
"Hopefully the train adapted." -Kristen and Elliot
"Cow."
"Ostrich."
"Boar."
"That was weird." -Nikki, Elliot, and Kristen
"Well don't mind me, I'll just sit over here and tend to my womb." -Kristen
"Can I see it?"
"No! You're gonna crinkle it!"
"Jayda, why would I crinkle your possessions?" -Elliot and Jayda
"Kristen you are the foxy. Nikki, you foxy too." -Ging
*knock on door*
"Come in!"
"I'm not wearing pants…"
"Never mind!" -Nikki and Kristen
"The pastor is gone. Give the dog your liver!" -Elliot
"When California breaks off into the ocean we'll be like Hawaii!'
"No, you'll be like Atlantis." -Brian and Elliot
"What are we doing today?"
"Nothing. It's a chill day."
"Yes! I can knit all day long!" -Jayda and Nikki
"Can I get a chocolate brownie blizzard?"
"No have brownie."
"Ok… a double chocolate m and m?"
"Size?"
"Small"
"Ok" -Katie and DQ Lady
"Can I get a double chocolate m&m blizzard?"
"Size?"
"Small"
"No have small."
"But, same same. Like Katie. Same same."
"No have small." -Nikki and DQ Lady
"Can I get a vanilla cone with sprinkles?"
"No have sprinky."
"What kind of place is this?!" -Riely, DQ Lady, and Katie
"All I wanted was an ice cream cone with sprinkys…." Riely
"We're not emotionally eating. We're eating because we're excited! …wait…" -Katie
"Guys, I got a pathetic picture…"
"A pathetic picture or a prophetic picture?" -Jayda and Riely
"The leaf was wet. Like, it was raining or something crazy like that." -Jayda
"We're celebratory eating! Triple whoppers all around!" -Katie
"Jesus does my logistics!" -Abby
"Stop it!" -Arielle (to the waves knocking her over)
"I hate it when the zebra decides to be a pillow and I want it to be a pet." -Abby
"Ok, now you've gone too far!"
"What?"
"The ants are on my bra…" -Kaitlyn and Nikki
"Why didn't it cut your toe off?" -Abby (referring to the fan)
"You never thought you'd be sitting with one of your friends while she got a banana tattoo did you?"
"Can't say I saw that one coming…" -Abby and Nikki
"We're going to Burma."
"Yay! I'm gonna be a martyr!" -Riely and Jayda
"I didn't know Muslim was a country." -Cherub
"Jesus doesn't live in a house, He lives in you heart. Jack Sparrow tell me that." -Mr. Mee
"I little man with big heart." -Mr. Mee
"You're supposed to be my voice of reason!"
"I am your voice of reason. You just don't like my reasoning." -Sami and Kayce
"You don't drink? Why am I dancing in the street with a bunch of sober people?" -Collino
"Two years ago I was like 'I hate life, what is life?' and now I'm like 'I love life! ….what is life?'" -Karson
I seriously just took a walk down memory lane 🙂 thanks girl! I love our blogs!!! I guess I did enjoy Thailand more than I remember 🙂
Once again … I love quotes. :] From other people, people I don’t even know, from people I do know. They just make me happy. And I laughed out loud at a bunch of these!
i can picture all of you crazy people saying these things.
a few observations :
1. you all eat. a lot. for so many reasons.
2. cherub must have a big belly button.
3. jayda is my favorite.
love you nikki!