A Select Few of the Quotes from Honduras
If you are not on our squad, these will most likely not mean too much to you. Some of them might make you laugh. But for the most part, this post is for my sqaud so that they can have some of the quotes. Feel free to read on if you'd like, just know that it won't be too profound.
"Ok guys, I'm gonna get straight to the point. I killed six people." -Brian (when sharing his testimony)
"Have fun at school kids! Don't forget your lunch."
"Bye Mom!" -Ashley and Brian
"So… when we're on the mission…" -Jayda (everyday)
"I can't understand what is being said. I smell poop. And my personal space is being invaded." -Kevin
"…. I don't remember where the pee stays." -Katie
"You live in the valley of inappropriateness." -David (to Katie)
"It tastes like a potato pancake. With corn. Like cornbread. But a pancake." -Elliot
"Yes I'm mad! Killing that dog cost me 200 limperas!" -Mr. Timmy
"And they have soap!"
"That says soup."
"No, sopas. Oh. That's different." -Brian and Nikki
"You practice. Just like you practice the piano. Welcome to AIM where we practice prophecy." -Ashley
"Yes I am your amiga. But I'm not going to tie your zapato." -Jayda (to one of the boys)
"Normally I would go to bed right now but I'm gonna go get the bread." -Brian (at 8:17 pm)
"I'm driving fast and furious." -Mr. Timmy
"The shovel is my paintbrush and the garden is my canvas." -Ryan
"Mr. Timmy, stop the bus!" -Elliot
"This is fun! We should stay up late every night!" -Nikki (at 8:30 pm)
"Nikki, the beans exploded." -Abby
"Why are there beans here?! Beans are haunting my life!" -Abby
"Arielle, you took a picture of me with the stick up my nose?"
"You had a stick up your nose?"
"Sometimes I swear I get drunk on water…" -Riely and Nikki
"I never want to kill anything but I want to kill this bug so bad right now." -Abby
"While you were in your booster seat I was becoming a woman!" -Laura (to Riely)
"I was like, 'Go Krista!' You were bench pressing demons!" -Elliot
"Yeah Jesus!" -Krista (always)
"Any questions, comments, or violent reactions?" -Ashley
"That was the best burger I ever had! …. in Honduras." -Brian
"Happy good day friends!" -Henri
"Rep teal. No problem. Goodbye friends!" -Henri
"You gave me that look and I think my soul shriveled up and died a little." -Elliot
"And then I told God that I'll share my testimony if He makes me feel better!" -Abby
"We don't need wifi."
"Yeah! We've got a wireless connection with Jesus!" -Cherub and Ashley
"I didn't even have my permit and then I got in an accident… but hey, yolo!"
"Jayda, some stuff is not really a yolo moment."
"Yeah it is! YOLO!"
"No… yodo. You only die once." -Elliot and Jayda
"Sad day… the cookies are gone." -Andrea
"Is it good?"
"It's Nutella and pretzels!"
"…. is it good?" -Elliot and Nikki
"… they didn't steal the fanny pack… how do you steal stuff and not steal a fanny pack?!" -Jayda
"Well he's not as Christian as I am. I don't even think I'm that Christian. But, I'm on the mission, so I guess I'm pretty Christian." -Jayda
"All my 25 year old friends and I rented the Justin Bieber movie and then sat around and drank wine and watched it. And we wonder why we don't have husbands. I don't understand." -Ashley
"How are you feeling today?"
"Like butt."
"Like a butt?"
"Um, yeah. That too." -Brian and Riely
"Peanut butter is good for your soul." -Brian
"Our ants in the north don't bite!"
"What?! You don't have fire ants?"
"No! They're nice, happy ants. That's why I don't live in the south."
"The thing all you north and west people don't got is southern hospitality!"
"Yeah we do! Our ants have it. They're very hospitable." -Brian and Cherub
"It all depends on the density of your poop. How dense is your poop today?" -Riely
"It's just wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, next. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, next." -Kevin
"Australia and New Zealand are not the same?"
"No. Same continent. But if you tell a Costa Rican that they're the same as an Australian… oh wait." -Arielle and Kaitlyn
"Your people are getting so…"
"Your people huh? So all the sudden you're number one and it's 'your people' now huh?" -Kaitlyn and Brian
*starts raining*
"In the name of Jesus, stop!"
"In the name of Jesus, keep going!"
*rain stops*
"Ha! He likes me more!" -Brian and Arielle
"The one thing better than a Snickers bar is a Twix…"
"Or a Reese's."
"Oh! I forgot about those!" -Brian, Andrea, and Abby
"Jesus is bigger than rotting!" -Arielle
"I want happy servants. If potatoes in the lunch makes happy servants I will make potatoes!" -Nidia
"It's good, like cinnamon in potatoes." -Nidia
"Abby you got all dressed up today."
"I don't want to talk about it." -Brian and Abby
"And I put deodorant on today…"
"Why?" -Abby and Nikki
"Hey guys! You're in the newspaper!"
"I told you I'm famous!" -Elliot and Brian
"My friend Nessa's status was "Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly."
"They do!"
"Spiders?"
"They fly in my tent." -Nikki and Abby
"Now we've got a three-legged cat and blind dog…." -Tony
"That's just so scary. I mean, I would never let you do that. As a friend! Not even as a leader or anything…" -Elliot (to Abby about Walter and his tattoo gun)
"Have you heard of the International Justice Mission?"
"Bless you, I think you just sneezed."
*silence*
"No but really, I have no idea what you said." -Nikki and Heidi
"I love math, but I'm not a calculator." -Heidi
"You laugh with so much passion. I love it." -Heidi
"I just didn't understand how you could lose your pen on the way to homeschool." -Laura (to Andrew)
"I hope we get to eat in heaven."
"I think it's one of those things that we're not gonna notice."
"We're not going to get to heaven and be like 'dang there isn't any food!'"
"Where is chick-fil-a?!"
"Chick-fil-a wouldn't be in heaven. It's closed on Sundays." -Carly, Abby, Nikki, Kacey, and Cherub
*Laughing*
"Guys! I'm gonna drown!"
*More laughing* -Jayda (at the river)
"How much does sugar bread cost here? Is it cheaper? …. sugar bread…. oh no, listen to us." -Abby
"Team Remnant isn't ending, it's spreading." -Brian
